Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Boy Buggery Club To Start Witch Hunt

Well Satan hunt actually.

But if I start the new year off with this story I'm never going to find anything to follow it, not this year, not next year, not in a thousand years, this story takes Cor Blimey and Stroll On and turns them into totally ineffectual exclamations, then proceeds to cast them as redundant and inadequate into the literary gutter.

Short of employing some good Anglo-Saxon I'm actually lost for words, just what century does this tosser think it is?

Enough! have a read. Stroll on? Stroll, Christ in a fucking sidecar, on.

Pope's exorcist squads will wage war on Satan

The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.

They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of "Godlessness."

Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.

The initiative was revealed by 82-year-old Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican "exorcistinchief," to the online Catholic news service Petrus.

"Thanks be to God, we have a Pope who has decided to fight the Devil head-on," he said.

"Too many bishops are not taking this seriously and are not delegating their priests in the fight against the Devil. You have to hunt high and low for a properly trained exorcist.more

A bend of the knee and a mighty flourish of the hat to The Barefoot Bum
I thoroughly recommend following the Barefoot link,the bum is running a Top Ten Religious Idiots post.


The Barefoot Bum said...

We'd best take care: if you and I start nicking religious idiot stories from each other, we could set off a parasympathetic resonance* which could tear a rent in the space-time continuum!

*meaningless technobabble

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