Monday, January 30, 2012

Clarence Mitchell Is a Twunt

Yes, that Clarence Mitchell, the same one that Carnival Cruise Lines, in their infinite wisdom, have brought in to spin the sinking of the Costa Concordia.



The title of this post was actually meant to be, Clarence Mitchell is a Twat, but I couldn't ignore the first thing that came up under those search terms. Hence the hybrid header.


Clarence Mitchell


Clarence Mitchell, spokesman for the McCanns, has become a Tory spin-doctor cunt.

He's gone from being paid to defend a couple of rich, devious,
spending-other-people's-money, uncaring, two-faced,
unemployable cunts who are going to disappoint millions
when they are exposed as frauds and liars...to.... ....is a cunt


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Nevertheless, a search for Clarence Mitchell is a Twat does bring up rather a lot of stuff, some of it quite familiar, extremely so in fact, but for purposes of this post, which is to remind Clarence Mitchell, that there is, and always will be, a price to pay for his previous high crimes and misdemeanors. But, as I started to say, for purposes of this post I shall ignore the more familiar stuff and look to third parties for a more eclectic mix than I could ever provide.




Still on the first page of search results, this looked as though it might hold some interest.



And lo and behold, what did it render? a veritable feast of the outpourings of Joe Public. I remind you these are comments found on Youtube, not as you might have thought, on some dedicated forum or other.

The video in question can be found at the bottom of the page. Now as then, then being when it was first aired, I have never watched the performance of this slithering globule of puss, save but a few seconds in order to grab a screen shot.



Some of the comments accompanying the video then.


It's not only Mr Amaral's work- THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS THE PARENTS WERE INVOLVED...
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Its the slick and at times sinister spin machine surrounding the whole Madeleine saga which makes people very uncomfortable and leaves many people having nothing but contempt for the McCann's.

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Clarence ! Who pays your salary cunt ? The fake fund ( which only used 13% to search for Madeleine. Or is it the government ?

So what's the McCanns got on you all ? More debauchery towards little kids ? That is all hushed up when Tony Blair called a media blackout to protect paedo ministers.

Your days are marked in this country. Only a matter of time before the people take the power away from you lot.

Bunch of high level paedos, the lot of you.

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they should have helped the police in the investigation when first the little girl vanished instead they refused to answer 47 questions (?) why? now its too late, all they doing here is trying to clear their names. presence of blood and bodily fluids does not suggest she has been harmed?and shave that fucking toupee off u lying cunt!

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Oh Clarrie you really are a buffoon...

Clazza...just what kind of look were you going for here? So, listen up Claz... You're telling me you got up that morning, showered, washed your hair and then STYLED it to look like THAT. What? On purpose? Holy F^**!

Your hair is hiliarious - even after all this time - I just can't look at it without laughing until my stomach .

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i cannot stand this tory twat and i wish he would fuckin die

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WTF's with that hairdo????

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Why did this man leave a secure well paid government post to take on a role that would have been rendered redundant had Madeline actually been abducted and then recovered just days / weeks later.

A role for which his salary is wholly reliant on donations to the McCanns fund, which, like his job security, is wholly reliant on the continued disappearance of the child.

Shrewd career move?

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Not too long before he starts wearing a toupee, I dare say. Its strange; even from the start of this sorry charade, anyone with a brain would have realised the McCanns were slightly dodgy. It all comes down to connections, of course, and Mr Clarence wanted to be a piece of the action. What he doesn't have - piquantly for a man in Public Relations - is the gift of self-awareness - he looks like a complete twonk.

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How much are you making out the fund you pathetic liar ? Go spin somewhere else, off the planet perhaps. The UK public aint listening no more. Dispicable... and while your at it go get your hair cut the fund will see to your expenses.

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In every answer to the journalist, Clarence Mitchel says "there is no evidence that she (Madeleine) was harmed".

Trying some brainwashing, hun, Clarence!

And the Oscar for the best liar goes to... Clarence Mitchel!!

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Erm. We don't believe you CM - nor your 'clients'. Tell you what though.... get your 'clients' to officially request the case be RE-OPENED (not that review rubbish), get them to take polygraph tests, complete a reconstruction with their other warped friends; get KM to answer those straight-forward 48 questions and maybe we WILL have faith in them. Until then, we find your 'clients' behaviour extremely odd, suspicious and guitly of a terrible crime. And that's before we even consider neglect...

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Watching this Toad makes my skin crawl,

and he's going to work for the Tory party, as there spin Doctor,

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lying cunt should be shot

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Watch out boys and girls. Dont take the piss out of his hair or he will have you on "defamation of barnet" Just when you thought this man couldnt make himself more ridiculous he goes and does this.

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I could only watch the first 20 seconds or so of this tosser doing his bla bla about disrupting the search! What bloody search? The McScams have never searched and neither have their dodgy defectives!

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How can parents be given hope from hearing that a young girl was abducted and held in a shack by a paedophile for all those years? She was raped, had children when she was not much more than a child herself, and that gives the McCanns hope? Even so, Madeleine will not have come to any harm!

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That is why I said it was act of desperation. Why not also bring up the Austrian evil dad as well? The glib way in which Mitchell dragged up the Duggard case shows you how stupid this wanker is.

http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=gFZy2f2yQJA


Clarence Mitchell, Carnival Cruise Lines Spokesman!


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What, thought I, would a similar search render, if one searched, gerry mccann is a cunt not inconsequential as you might appreciate. But unlike the comments for Mitchell, I shall limit those for the repulsive Gerry, and family McCann, to just the one. It being quite sufficient of purpose, putting it somewhat mildly.


Doctoring standards: officially slipping

Doctors have an age-old tradition of moonlighting as murderers, from Crippen through to Shipman. However, they also have a vague reputation for not being thick-as-pigshit fuckwits.

Which brings us to anonymous blogging medic Dr Rant. For those of you who’ve been on Mars for the last six months, god-bothering doctors Kate and Gerry McCann went on holiday in Portugal and murdered their child abandoned their child to be murdered were the cruel victims of Evil Child Abductors and Sinister Foreign Policemen. Unsurprisingly, this has become something of a news story.


Just a couple of things before I go; unless they give excellent English lessons in Poland these days, I don't really think Stanislav is a young plumber from Cracow, or Kracow for that matter. And if you want a little fun, try a Google image search, safe search off of course, Clarence Mitchell is a Twat,


Responses to “Doctoring standards: officially slipping”

stanislav,a young plumber from Cracow says:
September 17, 2007 at 1:49 am

No, it won’t. War on Portugal, that’s the only remedy. And cuntfaced pharmaceuticals salesman, Brother Righteous John McCunt should be put in charge of Interpol. And fuckwit teachercunt fishwife sister Philo mcCunt should be in charge of UNICEF and Kate and Gerry be put in a Cabinet of all the talents by snot-eating McCannite Gay Gordon McBroon. Make Gerry McCunt minister for child welfare and make the Mrs minister for running issues. And anyone who questions John ‘n’ Yoko McCunts’ bizarre, surreal version of events should be damned for a sick weirdo, child-molesting, internet creep in the pay of incompetent and corrupt Portugeezers determined to frame two fine british doctors. One of them a drugged-up scouse headbanger and the other a smarmy Glasgow git in love with his own ghastly voice. Kate and Gerry McCann, what a pair of cunts. There. Everyone should say it out loud. And feel much better. One-two-three, Kate and Gerry McCann are a pair of cunts. Kate and Gerry McCann’s family are all cunts. Kate and Gerry McCann’s friends are all complete and utter fucking cunts. Richard and Judy Wotsit, Alison Pearson, Melanie Phillips, India Knight and the rest of the stupid cocksuckers in the McCann media circus are all cunts. Stupid cunts.

Richard Branson is a complete cunt, too, but everybody knows that, even Branson himself.

Remember stupid readers, should your child “be abducted” first thing is phone Philo McCunt in Ullapool, Scotland, organise a fund for your own expenses, recruit a top-notch PR team, retain a couple of ruinously expensive lawyers and then and only then, notify cops of “abduction.” Oh yes, don’t forget to have a dozen drunks rampage over the crime scene before the cops arrive. This is perfectly normal behaviour after your child is “abducted.” First things first, PR team, expenses fund, lawyers and then the cops. Innocent until proven guilty. Cunts. Pigdogfucker




The relevant bit from the link in the comments.
• Unusual to hear directly from Dirty Des, proprietor of the Star and Express, but we did last week at the Leveson inquiry. A short contribution. There one minute, gone the next. As was this helpful, erratically crafted, reader posting that appeared immediately afterwards on the great man's website. "I agree the news papers heve been scapegoated. No one knows what happened to that poor wee girl Madelaine. Untill what has happened to her has been established then no one can be rulled in or out of the enquiry. Unless their is absolutley compelling and unrefutable evidence that the parents were not involved then they should remain as suspects." They should "consider themselves lucky that they have not been charged with child neglect". Another case of system failure at the "world's greatest newspaper", and although the rant was deleted the following day, he'll want to get his story straight. He's already had to pay the McCann's £500,000 in damages.

• They could turn again to Clarence Mitchell, the former BBC reporter who represented them at the outset. He's now managing director of PR giants Burson-Marsteller UK but before that he gave a talk on it all: "Missing Madeleine McCann: The perfect PR campaign". But that was then; right now he's busy. Costa Crociere, the cruise ship operator whose fortunes, and vessel, hit the rocks in Italy needs PR help. Someone has to do it. Might as well be him.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://bit.ly/w5k2FN

Anonymous said...

Kate and Gerry will not give up until they know what’s happened to their daughter, and, at the moment, it remains a complete mystery. – Clarence Mitchell
http://bit.ly/JDIOHD

“The term 'mystery' (commonly used by the media) is not applicable until all possible avenues have been explored. – Kate and Gerry McCann
http://bit.ly/bPcHJs

Sometimes it feels like forever and at other times, just like yesterday.

ILI

Anonymous said...

"looking forward"
http://bit.ly/RHnEiU

Himself said...

Hmmmm Do I follow, or just keep an eye on him and pounce at the right moment?

Tea tea tea.

Anonymous said...

keep an eye, I think

friends with SirSocks
http://unfollowers.me/tuser/mitch_1uk/friends

follows ladylilo2 and other "VIPs"
http://unfollowers.me/tuser/mitch_1uk/following

Anonymous said...

http://blacksmithbureau.blogspot.fr/

Send for Jane!

Clarence Mitchell Client: sinking fast

Anyone want to try twitter again for a comment from Clarence? Or the Facebook page?

Alas, Clarence Mitchell doesn't follow fans back.

http://unfollowers.me/tuser/mitch_1uk/fans

Himself said...

A diverse bunch.

RothleyPillow (Rothley Pillowcase ™)
Bio:Autistic and proud of it


No fucking kidding.

Anonymous said...

http://blacksmithbureau.blogspot.fr/ New blog uncovered

Sunday: Clarence, our great support through difficult times, has apparently had to rest on doctor's orders, We wish him luck.
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Clarence Mitchell
@mitch_1uk

Early start. En route to Davos for WEF 2013. Busy few days ahead #wef2013

22 januari 2013

http://bit.ly/Vsj8DV

Anonymous said...

http://www.cartoonmovement.com/cartoon/8791

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Pink, it's the color of passion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9wzbzivUTk&feature=youtu.be

Anonymous said...

The McCanns' spokesman said: "Kate and Gerry felt they had done everything possible for their children on May 3 and that they were perfectly safe.

"It is a ridiculous suggestion to claim Metodo 3 are paying witnesses to change their story."


http://bit.ly/Zhs4gP

http://joana-morais.blogspot.com/2013/02/mccanns-former-detectives-metodo-3.html

Anonymous said...

In 2009, M├ętodo 3 was involved in trying to disprove a case of torture against four members of the Catalan police. Using a hidden camera, detectives filmed a witness in the case accepting money to give false testimony about an invented assault carried out by the four suspects.

http://elpais.com/elpais/2013/02/21/inenglish/1361461099_660355.html

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Himself said...

Thanks Chuck.

Two twunts.

Oh! and whatshisface? Hugh Grant, he's just a cunt. Pray pardon.

A fool and his money . . . .

Well I managed a few lines this afternoon, not many but a few nevertheless.

Anonymous said...

http://bit.ly/10e6wme
http://bit.ly/10pwxg3

It’s a funny old world.

Anonymous said...

http://bit.ly/14CpqWq
http://bit.ly/18HCMVu

Clarence Mitchell has the facts

for operational reasons.

Period.

Anonymous said...

http://bit.ly/12Smoxp

(...)it referred to their difficulties as detailed by Kate -very poorly worded(...)

To put it mildly.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3571775/Kate-McCann-I-couldnt-make-love-to-Gerry.html

Anonymous said...

The first was my inability to permit myself any pleasure, whether it was reading a book or making love with my husband. http://bit.ly/lhSlHA

Can you die from irony?

Don’t sob, let the sunshine in. Mx

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgutKHwcJ18

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Police are ready to arrest and interview suspects over girl's disappearance in Portugal, says parents' spokesman

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/13/madeleine-mccann-british-police-arrests-portugal

A spokesman for Madeleine's parents told the Daily Mirror that police were ready to arrest and interview "key suspects".

and

The spokesman for Kate and Gerry McCann said: "The letter is a significant development. It is necessary for British police to request the Portuguese authorities allow them to operate on their turf.

"It means they have the intention of arresting and interviewing X, Y or Z. We don't know who they have their sights on but it's likely it is the burglars."


A spokesman or the spokesman, that is the question.

http://blacksmithbureau.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/tory-candidate-news.html

Himself said...

That will teach me to read the whole article in future.

I just saw the headline and thought, here we go again.

Never mind.

Anonymous said...

It's a temporary job.

http://bit.ly/1kA6qmk

Anonymous said...

http://www.levesoninquiry.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Witness-Statement-of-Padraic-Flanagan.pdf

16. On the occasions that we received no call from the McCanns’ representatives, it meant
the story would have to run without a comment from the family. It’s understandable that
the McCanns could not respond in person when they became ’arguidos’. It meant they
were not supposed to talk about the case at all, but the convention was that, although
unidentified specifically in the article, Mr Mitchell would at times, and on his request, be
referred to as a ’friend close to the McCanns’ or ’a family spokesman’
when our quotes
were attributed.

Anonymous said...

http://bit.ly/1i0On17

Himself said...

Tweeted, as you will notice.

http://bit.ly/1i0On17

Masquerading as a human being.

Thanks Chuck.

Anonymous said...

http://bit.ly/1kyUQpB

@10
The PJ and Scotland Yard have asked the media to behave and lately Clarence has received the firm instruction to finally stfu.


I beg to differ. M


January 20, 2013

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/371953/Madeleine-McCann-kidnap-photo-shock

This is a matter for Scotland Yard and I am sure they will get to the bottom of it. Kate and Gerry have confidence in Operation Grange. - Clarence Mitchell, spokesman for the McCanns

Spokesman for Scotland Yard.

Anonymous said...

http://blueandgreentomorrow.com/2014/09/14/author-claims-richard-branson-has-failed-to-deliver-on-3bn-climate-pledge/

Anonymous said...

I couldn't resist M

https://twitter.com/mitch_1uk/status/510865943506223104