Sunday, December 25, 2011

Christmas Message From His Popiness

Wearing cream and gold vestments by Armani, red patent pumps by Prada, hat by Funny and carrying a Fabergé gold cross, the Pope, speaking from the Basilica in Saint Peters, had this to say about Christmas.

"Let us ask the Lord to help us see through the superficial glitter of this season, and to discover behind it the child in the stable in Bethlehem, so as to find true joy and true light."

Blessed are the religious.

Prison Nation regrets.

"Jiizas - di buk we Luuk rait bout im".


Anonymous said...

Best rated comment

"And all the Pope can do is condemn 'superficial glitter'."
(Robbo, Carluke, Lanarkshire)

Anonymous said...

The tensions are rooted in decades of resentment between indigenous groups, mostly Christian or animist, who are vying for control of fertile farmlands and for economic and political power with mostly Muslim migrants and settlers from the north.

"We are responsible for the attacks in Maiduguri, Damaturu and Potiskum. We carried out the attacks to avenge the killings of our brothers by the security forces in 2009," Abul Qaqa said.

"We will continue to wage war against the Nigerian state until we abolish the secular system and establish an Islamic state."

Anonymous said...

Jamaica's patois Bible: The word of God in creole.

Jos laik ou im did taak chuu im uoli prafit dem. So yu wi nuo se wa yu ier a chuu.

Eine Minuten bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione. (He was from everywhere) - Eddie Izzard

"Mr Stewart says the project is largely designed to bring scripture alive, but it also has another important function - to rescue patois from its second-class status in Jamaica and to enshrine it as a national language."

And the most important function is? Combine business with pleasure?

"I think it will be massively, massively, helpful. People will realise they can hear the word of God in their own language and understand it very well, this same language that has been stigmatised for so long." (dr. Scott)

Eine Minute bitte. Ich habe ein kleines Problem mit dieser Religion.

Im a go siev wi fram wi enimi dem?

Een Kerstpuzzel H, zo gezellig M

Himself said...

Yes me three.

Non capisco.

Funny you should mention puzzles.

Scroll down a little, you will see what I mean.

Creatively, something is simmering, but I don't know exactly what yet.

It's a registration jobby, so I didn't bother, but had to smile at the name.

Anonymous said...

Whoosh Clunk - the third effect.