Saturday, March 24, 2012

Dear Bristol

Dear Bristol,

I understand you’ve been complaining that President Obama should be calling you like he did Sandra Fluke anytime now to apologize for people making fun of you and your family. I think you misunderstand what he was calling about. You see, Sandra Fluke, a law student, went to Congress to argue for women’s health. She was attacked and insulted by a sleazy ex-drug addict that was once arrested after coming back from the Dominican Republic with a bottle of Viagra and a bunch of guys (it’s called “sexual tourism” and you have to pay for the sex). Her plea that birth control pills be covered by insurance because of the many vital health benefits, aside from contraception, they provide was earnest and moving. You wouldn’t know that, of course, because you didn’t watch that footage. You got the Fox News/Rush Limbaugh version in which she was having so much sex, the cost of her pills were too expensive to pay on her own. What a slut. Except she wasn’t and only very stupid people think that is what she was arguing for. more


Anonymous said...

Bristol Palin needs attention

Oh, and by the way, I’m lucky, my daughter is normal.
Anonymous mother.

Himself said...

The Little Shop Of Political Horrors that is the Palin family is demanding a regular feeding.


Anonymous said...

Good morning,

To a man?

No progress. Once again, Monica Crowley, Foreign Affairs Analyst, distinguishes herself by not being present at Queen’s Day. In the cesspool of corruption.

Pity, it is for everyone, without exception.
To a man!

Never mind H, it’s such a perfect day, everything is out of control.

Back to the garden, the sea thrift is blooming.


Himself said...

Monica Crowley, Foreign Affairs Analyst. LOL

I do hope the Feds open the Murdoch can of worms in the US.