Sunday, February 06, 2011

Can You Trademark Batshit?

I guess all things are possible, no matter what the circumstances, of all people, I ought to know that.

But really, how do you trademark, fucking stupid, it's beyond me?

As my friend Bill said; The shit don't fall far from the bat. I suppose I shall have to find the video now. Nope! can't find it, but I've left you two below.

But he also said: You're fucking kidding me! Just like I'm going to say.

Tea Party Favorite and Possible 2012 Presidential Candidate

You're fucking kidding me!!!

Only I didn't have to search for this clip, just upload it. Some things you just have to make sure they stay preserved.

Sarah and Bristol Palin Want to Trademark Their Names

Tea Party Favorite and Possible 2012 Presidential Candidate Seeks to Bolster 'Palin' Brand

Former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her daughter, Bristol Palin, appear to be taking steps to further build the 'Palin' brand by applying to trademark their names.

Thomas Van Flein, an attorney and close advisor to the Palin family, submitted the applications for both women to the United States Patent and Trademark Office.

"It's certainly not typical, nor in my experience is it common for politicians to trademark their names but that's because politicians don't typically leverage their names outside of the political realm," Anthony Biller, an attorney with Coats and Bennett law firm, said. "[Sarah] Palin, regardless of what you think of her, she's followed an atypical path and she's certainly in the public light outside the realm of politics." blah blah and clip

This one is for Maren, a reader from the Netherlands. I was trying to get across just how mind-blowingly fuck dumb they are in the Dakotas. This ain't Dakota, but having a look at just how mind-blowingly fuck dumb they are in Alabama might give you some idea.

And finally; New Rules, If the cap fits..... I just can't be arsed sticking it on the mad woman's head at this equally insane hour.


Anonymous said...

Good morning 'H' videos to follow.

ONLY in America...


Anonymous said...

Off topic..but a million and one things to be thankful for...


Himself said...

I will say one thing for Gee Dubya, he at least knew he was dumb and accepted it. But this one!? stroll on!

Has she got any brains? no but she's got God. And that's the benchmark to run for Prez of the USA. Got God.


The other one?

I don't know how to react to it.

Anonymous said...

Much appreciated Himself.

Bill Maher's rhetorical question "Hasn't Jesus suffered enough" regarding Sarah Palin's quote "I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime."
is priceless.

Ulysses said...

Fantastic post! I'm going to look into trademarking the phrase "cognitive dissonance." I've got a feeling it could earn me tons of money in the next couple of years.

Anonymous said...

Well done my friend...


Anonymous said...

I think to coin the words of Mel Gibbs (who may be facing four years in the nick,) Sarah Palin is a 'dysfunctional cnut'

Himself said...

I wasn't planning a post at this late hour, but here you go.

Anonymous said...

H. At the risk of 'overposting' and wasting your time, do you know (or perhaps one of your readers)what band is performing the music at the end of the video 'Bill Maher compares US Conservatives to British Conservatives'?
Thanks in advance.

Himself said...

Not a problem, you post away.

Will this do you?

the song was written and performed by Christopher "Kid" Reid and Buster & Shavoni in 2003 specifically for Real Time with Bill Maher.

Does it rock you rock you rock you?