Thursday, January 06, 2011

I Hope It Gets a Fair Trial, None of Your Sharia Nonsense Now

I just love stories like this from the land of darkness. It doesn't give the gender of of the thing, but I hope it ain't female. At least it ain't one of these fellows below, that would be curtains.

Israel's secret agent

Our allies the Saudis have demonstrated once again how deeply connected they are to reality. Ha’aretz reports:

A vulture tagged by scientists at Tel Aviv University has strayed into Saudi Arabian territory, where it was promptly arrested on suspicion of being a Mossad spy, Israeli and Saudi media reported Tuesday.

The bird was found in a rural area of the country wearing a transmitter and a leg bracelet bearing the words ‘Tel Aviv University’... Although these tags indicate that the bird was part of a long-term research project into migration patterns, residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be a ‘Zionist plot.’
The accusations went viral, with hundreds of posts on Arabic-language websites and forums claiming that the Zionists’ had trained these birds for espionage.

The Sinai regional governor last month suggested that a shark that killed and maimed tourists on its Red Sea port may have been intentionally released by Israeli agents in order to sabotage the country’s tourist industry.

Ah yes – to the Saudis and the rest of the Islamic world, not content with manipulating American foreign policy, being behind everything to do with modernity from the French Revolution onwards and flying planes into the World Trade Centre screaming ‘Allahu akhbar’, those devilish Jews are now recruiting the animal kingdom as intelligence agents – doubtless with their handlers posing as potted plants.
Isn’t it reassuring to know how closely the British and the Americans work with our Saudi friends! Spectator

File under Goat fuckers/Bronze Age

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