Rick Santorum: Wanker of The Week

I suppose there are all kinds of reasons for me not to do this post, Rick Santorum being such a sanctimonious twat would be one. But that's hardly reason enough, given the amount of twats that have previously made it to these pages.

I'm old enough to know better, and I should be far above such things, because let's face it, Schadenfreude is not the most noble of characteristics that could be attributed to a fellow, no matter how enjoyable (and memorable) the moment might be.

Set against these arguments is the question of time, or more specifically, the waste of time. The two hours of my life that I am never going to get back, those two hours fruitlessly spent searching Youtube for one specific Santorum clip.

But having expended something so valuable on something so worthless; Santorum, not my Youtube search, I think I owe it to myself to complete this post, not with the intended clip, but with something that will have to suffice.

What I didn't realise, but endorsing just how memorable the occasion, the event in question goes as far back as 2006, that auspicious and gratifying moment in American politics, Rick Santorum losing his senatorial seat.

A delightful moment of Schadenfreude I readily admit, made all the more delicious by the reaction of what I can only describe as an obnoxious, rotten fat kid, one of Santorum's own objectionable offspring.



Doesn't it just break your heart, but now, thanks to a little perseverance on my part, I can now offer you. though not embeddable, a link to Santorum's concession speech. A little focus throughout on the bottom right hand corner, might not go unrewarded.

Rick Santorum: When the Anti-Choice Choose
By Michael Kindt
June 15th, 2011

Rick Santorum, former Pennsylvania senator and likely presidential candidate, wants all abortions outlawed. He has even said that abortion providers should be “criminally charged.” Clearly, his compassion for zygotes, fetuses and other squishy, jelly-like substances not fully alive is without question. When it comes to actual human beings, however, there is some doubt. He voted to cut every social and welfare program that came before him as senator, and not just those helping women and girls, but those helping the poor, immigrants, children in general and, of course, education.

Mr. Santorum doesn’t hate all people, however. As a Republican, he loves rich people, white people, business people and Christians. The real Americans, he calls them. There’s one other person he loves, too: his wife, Karen Santorum.

He loves her so much, in fact, that in 1997 when she became seriously ill during the 2nd trimester of her pregnancy, he didn’t want her to die.

In the 19th week of her pregnancy, Karen discovered during a routine exam that the fetus she was carrying had a fatal defect and was going to die inside of her. A long-shot surgery was performed that required cutting directly into the womb. It carried a high risk of infection and was performed not to save the fetus, but to reduce Karen’s complications while she attempted to go full term.

Two days later, she became severely feverish. She was rushed to the hospital and placed on intravenous antibiotics, which reduced her fever and bought her some time, but could not eliminate the source of infection: the fetus.

Karen was going to die if her pregnancy was not ended, if the fetus was not removed from her body. So, at 20 weeks, one month before what doctors consider ‘viability’, labor was artificially induced and the infected fetus was delivered. It died shortly thereafter.

They named it Gabriel Michael Santorum.

The event is obviously tragic, especially for Karen, who, like her husband, opposes any and all forms of abortion, even when it saves a woman’s life. As her fever subsided, she realized what was happening and asked for drugs to stop the labor, saying, “We’re not inducing labor. That’s abortion. No way.” But it was too late.

Today, hindsight being 20/20, Karen says she would have authorized the procedure after all, justifying the saving of her own life by explaining that her other children would have lost a mother.

Indeed.

The procedure, whereby labor is induced to remove the fetus before it has any chance of surviving on its own, is considered by Mr. Santorum to be a ‘partial-birth abortion’, and he is correct. He also personally authorized one to save his wife, whom he loves.

Mr. Santorum is opposed to any and all forms of abortion. Incest? Too bad. Rape? Too bad. Twelve years old? Too bad. Wife, mother, daughter, lover, friend dying? Too bad.

This hypocrite needs to be kept out of all elective offices for the rest of his life.

“Abortion in any form is wrong,” said Santorum in 2000, three years after the tragedy. He should have added, “Except for my wife. If your wife’s life was at stake and the only thing that could save her was an abortion, well, too bad. Your wife will have to die. It was different with my wife. You see, I love her. I don’t even know your wife’s name.”

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Michael Kindt is a writer living in South Dakota whose work has appeared in College Times, Midwest Lit Review and in the poetry anthology “It’s Dark & Scary In Here.” He’s the author of “Early Onset of Night, Volume One” and blogs at Early Onset of Night. The Cagle Post

Michael Kindt is a writer living in South Dakota. Living in South Dakota would I think, establish anybody's bona fides that writes on the subject abortion and the batshit crazies of the Christian right.

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And finally, just two of the many clips I could have chosen to establish Santorum's own bona fides, as the arsehole he is.







h/t Maren