Christmas Cheer with William Tapley, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times

On the batshit crazy list William, you're still at the top. As a singer songwriter, you're not.

William Tapley Evil Dates

I've had one or two of those in my time, but it is those of the calendar that this batshit crazy co-prophet of the end times speaks.

I've sat through quite a lot of the Third Eagle's extraordinary videos before today, but his latest offering, prophesy revelation, unravelled or not, is really pushing the boundaries for anyone that lives outside an asylum.

Nothing I can say would come anywhere near describing the content of this clip, so I won't even try, other than mention the 2:36 mark where he mentions what I can only assume was the result of a conversation with God, God doing the talking in this particular instance, and at the 8:oo mark I think Tapley is getting into very dubious territory, given the America abounds with those that are prepared to do God's work here on earth.

I often wonder though, is there a Mrs Tapley?




"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion." -- Robert M. Pirsig

Dash Your Brains Out On a Rock or Watch The Third Eagle of The Apocalypse

Which ever you find the more preferable.

This man is totally and unequivocally insane. What on earth is he jabbering on about?

An Interview with William Tapley, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times

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William Tapley, of Forestport, featured on Anderson Cooper's RidicuList a record three times
July 06, 2011

William Tapley, 72, of Forestport, has outdone the likes of Snooki, Donald Trump and the Kardashians: He recently became the first "three-peat" designee of Anderson Cooper 360's "RidicuList," a regular segment on the CNN news program that is devoted to absurd and imbecilic behavior.

Tapley's claim to infamy? As the "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times," he regularly dispenses offbeat Biblical prophesies in YouTube videos seen worldwide. In the last three years, his YouTube channel has attracted 3.8 million views.

Last month, the news host made fun of Tapley's recent expose of phallic symbols at Denver International Airport, where the co-prophet reveals what he claims is hidden male imagery throughout the facility. Find a link to the video here.

Tapley spoke recently via phone from his Oneida County home.

Q What's it like being the first three-timer on the RidicuList?

A Well, I was certainly surprised. In fact, I'm surprised that I was on television at all. Maybe the mainstream media is beginning to feel threatened by all the news on the Internet and YouTube. ... I believe that I was on there (the list) three times as a fulfillment of Bible prophesies, because in Revelations 8:13, the Eagle, which I consider myself, cries out, "Woah, Woah, Woah." In other words, three woahs. That's the only reason I can think of for him putting me on three times.

Q How do you get to be the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times?

A I was a furniture engineer for 26 years at Ethan Allen (Inc.) in Boonville. That wasn't my calling. I was always interested in Bible prophecy, but I never really pursued it. ... After I realized that I understood the Book of Esther, I said, well, now I'm going to look at Revelation and see if I can understand that. And sure enough, I realized that I did understand all the mysterious symbolism. So I wrote a book, with my findings in it. But it was very difficult to promote. People were not that interested.

I went on shortwave radio, WWCR, World Wide Christian Radio. I had a half-hour program, but that did not reach too many people either. When I was working on that, I needed a computer to type up my scripts. ... I got an iMac. I was working on it one day, and I pushed a button, and a picture of me came up on the screen, and I said, "Whoa, what's that?" It had a camera, and I realized I could make movies. I found that I could reach many more people on YouTube than I ever could on shortwave radio.

Q Do people around Forestport make a big deal about you being Co-Prophet of the End Times?

A There are probably four or five people in my church that know I'm on YouTube. That's about it.

Q You don't have people coming to seek you out?

A No. I really don't. I don't have seminars at my home. ... I am concentrating all my efforts on making videos on YouTube.

Q How did you conclude that Denver International Airport is full of phallic symbols?

A Well, I also watch videos on YouTube, and there are many videos on the Denver airport. I should point out that, although Anderson Cooper made a big deal about that one video, I've posted almost 200 videos, and that's the only one where I talk about phallic symbols. In fact, I've done four on the Denver murals. I suppose anything of a sexual nature would be more popular. I suppose that's why he zeroed in on it.

Q I was wondering, have you ever found phallic symbols at Hancock Airport?

A Oh, no. I've been to Hancock but, I don't think so.

Q As Co-Prophet of the End Times, can you tell me how much longer we have?

A I can't tell you the day or the hour, as Jesus said, but I can tell you the general season for Armageddon, and that's going to be in 2017, so we have about six years. Before then, there are many more horrific events, as described in the Book of Revelation. I don't give the dates for those things. You just have to be prepared at all times.

Q Anderson Cooper seemed to be laughing at you. How does that make you feel?

A Well, he laughs at me, but I think it's more of a nervous laughter. I think he realizes I am correct. In fact, if you listen to what he says, he says that I give a weak argument, but he never really contradicts what I say. I think he's smart not to. Because I think he realizes that history is on my side. History is going to show that I have analyzed those murals correctly. I think he realizes that.

Q You know, I got the impression that he thinks you do these videos as a spoof. Can you assure me that you're not doing this as a spoof?

A Oh, absolutely not, no. It's not a spoof. I'm dead serious. All those videos -- that's the truth. What I'm saying in those videos is the absolute truth.

Q If you become famous, can you still be the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse?

A I'm not looking for personal glory. But certainly, I hope my message gets out. That's why I'm doing this interview. The more people who know what's going on, who spend their time watching television, they're never going to learn about the Denver Airport. That's another reason I don't even have a television anymore. I get all my information off the Internet. To me, it's a much more reliable source. syracuse.com

Anderson Cooper's Ridiculist videos.

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/01/the-ridiculist-william-tapley/

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/11/the-ridiculist-william-tapley-again/

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/17/the-ridiculist-william-tapley-for-the-third-time/

I shall have to update a few posts, but I think William Tapley has earned the right to his own tag on these unhallowed pages.

eta: Just discovered this in my ''recommended for you'' Youtube folder.

The man gives batshit crazy a bad name.

Christian Nightmares!

Although it was for this clip that I was sent a link, I took a look at the host site proper, finding amongst many other videos, none other than our old friend William Tapley.

Little wonder that he can believe in a God, for he still believes in the Bill of Rights, and of course, typical of all of his ilk, God fearing American nutjobs, that bombing the shit out of people somehow equates to American freedom.

I did watch the interview with Bristol Palin, but unless you have a pistol in your hand with one in the chamber, and a fervent wish to meet your maker of course, I can't honestly say that I recommend it. Video gallery at Christian Nightmares.




H/T Anon.

Religious Nutters and Sinful Sexuality

Something a little different and light-hearted for today.



I have tracked down the videos featured on Anderson Cooper and present them in the same order.

I really should have saved this clip as the grand finale, because nothing but nothing demonstrates what this fellow has running through his twisted mind as only this video can. Have some penis and testicles, courtesy of Denver International airport. The designers of which, I will have you know, will have to answer to the Lord.



You will not be raptured if you use condoms. Whatever!



Below: ''The topic of this program is why a woman should not be President of the United States, and that includes a very good candidate like Sarah Palin.'' Which tells us much about William Tapley.

And then we are treated to a sojourn through Genesis, which if you can follow, you're a better man than I Gunga Din.



Next in line below is the reference to a demonic news media, but what it's really all about is the sin of masturbation and test tube babies.



To say Tapley has a raging hard-on for Obama (the Leopard) would be the understatement of the year, as is self evident by the content of Tapley's home page. The clip below is Michelle Obama, the Leopardess.



And if you are a regular here you will of course recognise the previously featured ''Doom and Gloom.



Below are three clips that were part of the original intended post. It was only after I came across the Anderson Cooper clip half way through compiling that post, that I changed the format to what you see now. But again lots of Leopards and nasty dirty sinful sex featured here.







Previous William Tapley here.

A Previous Different Religious Nutter and Sinful Sexuality, here, here and various other places throughout the blog.

A Bit Of Doom and Gloom To Cheer You Up

I have featured this batshit crazy motherfucker previously, but in light of the environmental doom and gloom I reported on below, I thought we might have a bit of doom and gloom from the man himself.

Firstly, the previously featured video, complete with caption, followed by ''Doom and Gloom''

Drive on you fuckin' barmpot, let's all have a giggle.

I originally thought this fellow was taking the piss, well you would, wouldn't you.

When I retired in 2001 I fully expected to enjoy full time my avocations of bass fishing and making sculpture. The long, cold Adirondack winters also afforded me a lot of time to renew my interest in the Holy Bible and that's when I discovered I have a unique gift to understand the end times prophecies of Daniel, Esther, Ezekiel, Revelation etc. Not that interpretation is always obvious and so when I have doubts I stop and pray about it, usually Mary's Rosary (I am a practicing Roman Catholic) and the Lord answers, not in an audible voice, but to my mind. When I asked who is the "eagle" in Revelation 8:13, He said "you are". Homepage Youtube

Further Tales of Child Abuse From One Nation Under God

I think the moral to this post, apart from not abusing your kids by cladding them in Armor of God Pajamas is, don't start opening old links when you are trying to have a clear out. Plus a little altruism on my behalf, that I might avert a colleague sinking in to the abyss and subsequently preventing him from opening his veins with a blunt spoon. But that's another story entirely.

I have in the past featured this fine example of American astronomic abuse, the post seems a tad elusive for the moment, but I shall track the rascal down given a little time.

Bad enough that any parent should lever their kids at all into pyjamas preposterous as these, but spare a thought for the poor little buggers were it ever to become common knowledge among their peers that, "he wears Armor of God jimjams." (and doesn't he look a proper sad bastard in 'em) Spare a thought indeed, because as we all know, Mummy's and Daddy's little darlings can be 'orribly cruel little bleeders when they have a mind to be. Putting it somewhat mildly.

So a little fashion show then, courtesy of the batshit crazy Fundamentalist Christian Right of Ameriki.

The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful.

Although we are a new company, our desire is to grow
into a well-known Christian Organization whose main goal is to reach as many children as possible by providing the Word of God, offering top quality products and excellent customer service along with offering parents the means and support to help their children grow in the knowledge of Jesus Christ.

And what fundi parent could resist seeing the next generation of Jesus warriors attired so? Funny then, that the website should no longer be available, bankrupt? surely not; raptured perchance?

I had a few randomly chosen sites that I intended leaving links for, but on reflection, perhaps not. Just the the two then, and both irresistible. The first one chosen for... well it's pretty obvious really.


 Man with a muck rake:

Surely, every born-again and oh-so righteous family will want to clothe their children in the Armor of God 24/7 so that ‘S’ and secular humanists as well as atheists and communists do not lead them down the pathways of sinfulness.

But wait! That’s not all. For every set of PJ’s well throw in a coupon for 25% off of our exclusive KKK ceremonial, demonstration and cross-burning outfits. When Robbie gets older, he can wear real men’s clothing that will remind him of his younger days and nights, in the Armor of God pajamas. Man with a muck rake

What words might I choose to describe our second featured site? A goldmine? Yes, that will do, a goldmine.




I originally thought this fellow was taking the piss, well you would, wouldn't you.



I can't find words for general content in this, but towards the end? Just give me a minute. Here you go, I knew I had it somewhere.

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY–

Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony. "It was weird," Fullmer said. "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather, eh?" and I thought "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather." Fullmer then realised that the other man’s "mistake" was in fact deliberate. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future. "I’m, like, using it all the time," he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to shit and I said "Hey, great weather!".

And the same site bringing us these two gems.


Only in Ameriki folks, only in Ameriki.


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