And My Chosen Subject Shall Be "The Bleeding Obvious" Atlanta Flasher

Hardly a global story but I couldn't get away from the first line.

Criminologists say flashers are motivated by a deviant desire to surprise the unsuspecting.

You don't say!

Police have had difficulty investigating the case because of the sparse description given by victims, said Cpl. Illana Spellman, spokeswoman for the Gwinnett County Police Department.

One reason for the sparse descriptions may be that it's the man's lack of clothes — not his face — that first draws attention and disgust.more

You don't say.