Cop Says "Is It Christmas?"

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Boy oh boy oh boy, it doesn't get dumber than this, must have been off their faces on their own product.

SALEM, Ore. (AP) - Deputy Dave Wagner had just finished booking a suspect at the Marion County jail Tuesday when he heard a radio report that a stolen pickup truck had been spotted in northeast Salem.

He decided to check it out.

I think you might be able to guess the rest.