Sounds Like A Load Of Baloney: Assault With A Deadly Sausage

Stroll on! the country's gone insane.
I couldn't find a graphic for a deadly sausage, have a deadly tortoise instead.


A 12-year-old boy was charged with assault and taken before the courts - for throwing a cocktail sausage.

The boy was accused of throwing the pork snack at a 74-year-old man in Woodhouse Park, south Manchester.

He denied the charge in a hearing at a Manchester Youth Court, where the judge questioned the decision to prosecute. more