Well I Could Have Told Her That

Mallory is scheduled to appear in Gwinnett Superior Court Tuesday morning
to argue the stories are harmful and promote witchcraft and the occult to young people.


It's not that one you're talking about, which one is it then?

But it's only a work of fiction, whoops.

Want to hazard a guess as to which state before you click the link?


And the kicker is priceless.

Mallory acknowledges she hasn't read any of the six books